Choir Problem:

That ONE person in the choir who seems to think that they’re the best singer there and can be heard belting (rather like a banshee) at the top of their lungs during rehearsal…

-Prima Donna

Keep on submitting your choir problems, jokes, etc. And as always, keep singing!



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choirjokes 

Come tinychat with me! I’ll be online for at least the next hour.

Choir Jokes xx



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Popcorn tea and laptop… All ready for a might of blogging! I’ll be online for a few hours, so submit choir jokes/problems/music or shit your directors say!

Choir Jokes xx

Popcorn tea and laptop… All ready for a might of blogging! I’ll be online for a few hours, so submit choir jokes/problems/music or shit your directors say!

Choir Jokes xx



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venaserah replied to your post: And now, for the 100th post here on Ch…

Love it. I sang it with my choir two years ago.

I love it so much, it’s definitely a favourite piece of mine, and the tenor line is so much fun to sing, especially the first tenor ascending crescendo in bar 19, with the fortissimo in bar 20.



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Bogoroditsye Dyevo
Sergei Rachmaninov

And now, for the 100th post here on Choir Jokes, even though we’re not quite at 500 followers, but 446 is good enough, I would like to present my choir. The same choir I sing with every week, who I went to Canada with, and who are like a family to me. The song is Bogoroditsye Dyevo by Sergei Rachmaninov.

I hope you love this recording as much as I do. It was taken in the houses of parliament in Victoria, and I hope you can appreciate the beauty of the sound. In this I’m singing tenor.

Enjoy!

Choir Jokes xx



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How would you guys feel if I became just a choir blog? I would still keep the URL choirjokes.tumblr.com, but I would be a general choir blog, rather than specifically focused on jokes, we would post things like choir problems, choral music (perhaps a ‘choral piece of the month’), as well as the usual Shit Directors Say and choir jokes. This blog has grown so much within the past 6 months, and that makes me so happy that there are so many choir clowns out there, and I want this blog to keep growing, so show people that choirs really are amazing, and I want to expand the blog, to bring in more people to our family. I want to be able to have more admins and to be and to be able to have giveaways for you guys and things like that, but most of all, I want you all to be happy with the direction this blog goes in. Because it’s little things like having somebody in my choir ask if I knew the blog Choir Jokes, and I almost said “YES, YES I RUN THAT BLOG” before I contained myself and just nodded. Little things like that just make my day. It’s for those little things that I run this blog. I love doing it, I love doing it for all of you, so I want to know,

Are you with me for this?



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Choir problem 

When your human tuning fork (that one person with perfect pitch) leaves the choir and you have to buy an actual tuning fork



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this isn’t a quote from a director, but an upperclassman in the music department:

"have you guys met the Superstar Soprano of your grade yet? no? just wait til the first recital. you’ll know."

~oboe babe

(p.s. I’m in college!!!! aaaaahhh!!!!)



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What’s the difference between a soprano and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.



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