Hey Choir Clowns!

There are currently 413 choir clowns here, and remember, I’ll be posting an audio of my choir when we hit 500 choir clowns, so remember to share this blog with your chorister friends and I hope to be having to post that audio when I get back off tour. And I’ve bought my notebook, so any silly things my conductor says will be recorded and posted.

Keep Singing!

Choir Jokes xx



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"GET THOSE DOUBLE D’S OUT LADIES"

 
- Shit directors say


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Hey guys, Oboe Babe here!

My new laptop (my first mac, if anyone cares. I do!!) is scheduled for delivery on Tuesday. I have some posts lined up, but it’s too much of a pain for me to do them on mobile.

Keep thinking of questions for Ask a Music Major! I’m thinking the first one will probably be in September.

Keep singing!

~Oboe babe



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WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?????

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?????



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Hey Choir Clowns!

Sorry for no posts, I’ve been busy all week, but I’m getting super excited because I’m going on tour in a weeks time!!! We got our choir polo shirts and tour handbooks/booklets with the itinerary, telephone pyramids and attendance list (it still feels weird to see my name under tenor rather than alto) last night and all of a sudden this tour feels so real.

Anyways, I need to go. Have to go and see family, then rehearsals tomorrow. I’m leaving the blog this Wednesday to get myself sorted before I leave on Saturday morning and then I’m gone for two weeks. I might check in, depending on the internet situation.

Keep Singing!

Choir Jokes xx



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Hey Choir Clowns!

So after much discussion between us the following admins will not be here on the following days:

Oboe Babe’s laptop has died, so she is out of action until she can get a new one (hopefully by next week). Then she’ll take a few days to pack, move in, and settle into college life, around August 15th to 27th.

Choir Jokes is on tour with her choir from the 26th of July to the 8th of August. Because of organisation and the time difference between where she is going and where she lives, she will be taking a few days either side of the tour. She will also not be available on July 19th or 20th. In late August she is going on a family holiday, more details to follow.

Prima Donna is going away from August 2nd to August 10th.

Obviously we will not be here for odd days due to other things such as family commitments, competitions and work (some of us actually have jobs) but other than that, this post will be linked in the description, so keep checking back here for our dates.

Have a great summer whether you’ve finished school or not, and keep singing!
All of us here at choirjokes xx



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At choir camp, my director told us sopranos to "just ride that D till the end."

— Anonymous

Thats funny! my choir director tells us things like that all the time, and we all laugh but she doesn’t seem to get it… Lol!

Keep on singing! :)

-Prima Donna



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Q: How many altos does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They can't get up that high.

— Anonymous

We’ve received this joke before, but thank you for submitting!!

Keep on singing! :)

-Prima Donna



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400 FOLLOWERS! WE MADE IT KIDS!

Thank you, lovelies! You’re the reason we keep this blog running!

Love, all your admins!



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How are sopranos like pirates?

They’re both terrors on the high Cs.

-oboe babe



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